This economy is bad.  How bad?  Well,  here’s what my clients are saying:

The economy is so bad that….

” I just got a letter pre-declining me for a credit card.”

[It came postage due]

The economy is so bad that….

” I got a check returned for insufficient funds and wondered whether the bank meant me or them.”

[Hey, where's MY bail out money?]

The economy is so bad that….

” My Congressman just got laid off by Bank of America.”

[And these guys are the last to go]

And finally, the economy is so bad that….

” Yesterday,  I ordered a Big Mac and the kid at the counter asked: ” Can you afford fries what that?”

You know, I was just thinking:  As bad as it is out there, it’s good to know that Mickie D. understands. I’m lovin’ it.

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