Just how bad is this economy?
January 14, 2010
This economy is bad. How bad? Well, here’s what my clients are saying:
The economy is so bad that….
” I just got a letter pre-declining me for a credit card.”
[It came postage due]
The economy is so bad that….
” I got a check returned for insufficient funds and wondered whether the bank meant me or them.”
[Hey, where's MY bail out money?]
The economy is so bad that….
” My Congressman just got laid off by Bank of America.”
[And these guys are the last to go]
And finally, the economy is so bad that….
” Yesterday, I ordered a Big Mac and the kid at the counter asked: ” Can you afford fries what that?”
You know, I was just thinking: As bad as it is out there, it’s good to know that Mickie D. understands. I’m lovin’ it.